Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
