i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
What a dumb baby whore.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Randomize
