Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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