What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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