their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I would ride that face into the sunset
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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