So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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