We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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