I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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