So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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