Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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