why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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