i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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