11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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