He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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