i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I have already put on my inside pants.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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