Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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