You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Randomize
