i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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