are you still at the devil's house?
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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