Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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