I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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