i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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