Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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