we made out on top of his cat.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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