just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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