with your own penis?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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