Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
We got so high we made milksteak
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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