? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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