he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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