You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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