Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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