i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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