I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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