I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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