Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
this boner is exhausting
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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