do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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