I'm lost and stupid without you.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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