So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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