i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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