she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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