We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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