I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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