im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
God, I missed his penis.
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