just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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