what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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