It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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