i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
