Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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