Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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