do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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