can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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