gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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