doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
BRING THE BAGELS
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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